Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Overated and Overused Franchises

Call of Duty

Jesus Christ this franchise is going downhill so retarded scooter bike fast. At first it was a good two or three years to get a new, great, Call of Duty. Now, however, they are spitting these puppies out faster than a red-neck mother. Please, dear lord, make it stop. Give the damn license to Infinity Ward and stop sucking this dry. I think I'm a bit too late, however. I just noticed that Call of Duty: Aliens of Destruction is just been listed on amazon.

Halo

Wow, really. There's going to be a strategy game, a new expansion pack, and there was going to be a god forsaken MMO (the most horrible of all evils) coming out. I lost all hope in man.

Tom Clancy

Blah, his name means nothing to me. He used to have a hand in devolpment on the older (better) games, but now sense he retired from writing and actually sold his name to Ubisoft, they are putting his name on any shit. (Yes, I'm talking to you ENDWAR, you sack of donkey sperm). Huzza for emo splinter cell.

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