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The apparent names of weapons on COD4

The RPG-7



Apparent Names:
Fag Tube
WTF killer
"Nigger" Penis
"Jew" Penis
FUKIN CHEP

Actual Name:
The stop sitting in the same fucking spot you moron gun.

M60E3



Apparent Names:
LMG
LMG
LMG
LMG
LMG
Unfaiz

Actual Name:
The don't run at the person with a gun bigger than your body and stop dieing nub gun.

FN P90


Apparent Names:
Pee Nindy
Nubz gun
Cheapz
Puss gun

Actual Name:
The your just pissed that I shot you in the back of the head gun.

M203 (Gp-25)


Apparent Names:
Noob Tube
Noob laucher
Fuckin Lamez
Chepp

Actual Name:
The RAPE ME BECAUSE I AM EVIL AND KILL PUPPIES gun. ^_^

Fuck you Akuma

Akuma, you bastard. You ruin a good Street Fighter Alpha game every goddamn time your fucking face shows up. The Japanese have always failed at balancing, and your a prime example of it, you power whore. (Guy pwnzrs)